Wives

A colleague emailed me some quotes about "wives".


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthdayis to forget it once...
Anonymous

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry


So bad!
2 more that caught my eye (didn't know philosophers can be so humorous):


The great question ... which I have not been able to answer ... is, "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates


So so bad.